September 7, 2008

Very Clever

Spencer and I found this while researching free laptops. Enjoy.

Dear Tech Support,

Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications (which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0).

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?



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The Gunnerson Family said...

Hear, hear!

Jadi said...

That was so funny! Thanks for sharing.

Jas & Cam Fam said...

I love it!
O.k., I am going to ask you one last time. If you don't want me to know, that is fine (and I won't be copying yours) but where did you get your cute background to "merry Marleen"? Please tell!

Elizabeth said...

That bit was funny. You are sweet to invite me and my family to vegas- next time I go out west I'll have to try and fit it in! If I had a job, I'd be flying out west more. I have looked at Darlene's site and I think her jewelry is great. Thanks for all your comments!

campblondie said...

So he thinks he's a wise guy huh?

Aaron Waite said...

I have a lot of success running Husband 1.0 including upgrades to 1.2 and 1.3 after installing Flowers 2.0 and Housecleaning 2.2. The problem that Husband 1.3 has started when Kid A 3.0 and Kid B 1.0 were installed. This caused a destructive virus to infect Wife 5.5 with Frazzled 9.8. It will take Husband 1.3 approximately 2 hours each evening to shut down the applications of Kid A 3.0 and Kid B 1.0. After which Frazzled 9.8 can be uninstalled for the day after Wife 5.5 has some time to do a restart.